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Category Archives: Iowa

Pallid Peewees

Born in New Hampshire and raised in Iowa I’m proud as hell the fine folks of my tiny states, second and fourth whitest in America, have such great influence at the start of presidential primaries. We’ve only got about one point three million citizens in the Granite State but ninety percent are the right color […]

Also posted in Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, New Hampshire, Population

Bashing Biden

Sure, I’d listen to people from another country if they said they had important information about my political enemies. Don’t bother moralizing. You wouldn’t call the FBI, either. Stakes are too high. I’m not only making us great and guarding against terrorists, I’m fighting a very dangerous guy at home. Actually, Joe Biden would only […]

Also posted in Abortion, Campaign 2020, China, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Nikolai Lenin, Trade

Little Iowa

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Marco Rubio, New Hampshire, Ronald Reagan, South Carolina, Ted Cruz

Cruz to Iowans

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Abortion, Campaign 2016, Health, Immigration, Marriage, Poetry - GTC, Religion, Ted Cruz, Testicles

Candidates in Need

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Carly Fiorina, Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Poetry - GTC