fbpx

Category Archives: Kevin McCarthy

Here Comes Melania

Oh boy. This is going to be great. I’ve always wanted to meet her but frankly thought I’d never have a chance. Only rich and brilliant winners like Donald J. Trump get to be with women as pretty as Melania. That injustice changed just minutes ago with the arrival of the best text message I’ve […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Melania Trump

Trump Swings in Kern County

Donald Trump is visiting Republican hotbed Bakersfield where native son and House majority leader Kevin McCarthy hosts him. After thrilling a crowd of believers downtown, Trump says, “Kevin, it’s hotter than hell. Is it any better up in those hills I can barely see?” “Sure, Tehachapi’s a lot cooler and you can breathe.” “Let’s go.” […]

Also posted in Cesar Chavez, Donald Trump, Golf, Kern County, Tehachapi

Kevin McCarthy Says

Kevin McCarthy’s lucky he’ll never lose a congressional election in Kern County because he’d never survive as a comedian. Last year he confidentially told GOP leaders, “There are two people I think Putin pays, Dana Rohrabacher and Trump. Swear to God.” “That’s absurd,” McCarthy and Paul Ryan aides now say. “We have the tape,” responds […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Paul Ryan, Russia, Vladimir Putin

President Paul Ryan

This book is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, John Boehner, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan

Clinton and Sanders Shine in First Debate

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, George W. Bush, Jeb Bush

Kevin McCarthy’s Hillary Gaffe

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bakersfield, Campaign 2016, Hillary Clinton, Kern County, Libya, Sean Hannity