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Category Archives: Fox News

Bolton Out

Late on a late summer evening at the White House, Donald Trump and John Bolton are speaking unpleasantly as they walk toward each other and by the time they’re nose to nose they’re almost shouting. “I’m the president.” “Yes, and I’m the national security adviser with decades of experience in foreign policy, and I’m telling […]

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Love in Dayton and El Paso

Donald Trump, clad in a red bathrobe, tiptoes down the long hall of the White House private quarters and knocks on a closed door he tries to open. It’s locked. “Melania, hurry up, almost time to go,” he says, placing his lips to the door. “I’m not going, Donald.” “You have to.” “You do. I […]

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Freedom of Trump

silicon valley better watch out either they stop censorship and bias against conservatives or they’ll face legislation i promised to fox news and other defenders of free speech at white house where google facebook and twitter weren’t invited

Also posted in Donald Trump, Facebook, Google, Silicon Valley, Social Media, Twitter

Dick Cheney Reviews Vice

I expected cheap shots and lies from liberals and they unloaded bundles in Vice, their movie about me. Right away they gleefully recalled I had a couple of drunk driving arrests as a young man and dropped out of Yale to repair power lines and almost got dumped by my fiancée, Lynne. At least they […]

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Trump on Election Day

I’m up early because I couldn’t sleep last night after Sean Hannity shined my butt at an election rally and now my tweeter’s hotter than ever telling patriots this Republican candidate’s great and that one’s wonderful and those others are important and it’s vital to get out and vote because my name is really the […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Economics, Employment, Immigration, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Mexico, Russia, Sean Hannity, Vladimir Putin

Fair and Balanced

A little after one p.m. today Fox News is offering the following headlines: Elizabeth Warren’s DNA test mocked… average Native-American link could be stronger Dems poised for historic, post mid-term push to oust Trump if House retaken Democrats prove they are the party of exploiting women Robert De Niro offended by behavior of Trump and […]

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Melania Defends LeBron James

Soaring through the heavens in mighty Air Force One, President Donald Trump grabs his tweeter and writes, “LeBron James was just interviewed by the dumbest man on television, Don Lemon. He made LeBron look smart, which isn’t easy to do. I like Mike!” Two minutes later, grim and squeezing her pink tweeter, Melania Trump rushes […]

Also posted in Basketball, CNN, Donald Trump, Education, Lebron James, Marriage, Melania Trump

Trump Interviews John Bolton

I like saying, “You’re fired,” to people who aren’t on board with my views and I’m probably going to say that to my national security advisor, H.R. McMaster. He’s still an active general but no way does he understand war the way I do. And I also think John Bolton knows a lot more about […]

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Bill O’Reilly Clarifies Al Qaeda Remarks

This story first appeared in November 2005 and was later added to the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein” (As of October 2017 Bill O’Reilly has paid several women a total of about $50 million to drop sexual harassment claims against him. Would an innocent man lay out that kind of loot? Read how the tough […]

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Foxy News

This story appears in the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

Terrific Trump

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bullies, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Megyn Kelly, Poetry - GTC

Turkey Polls

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Poetry - GTC, Poverty

Megyn Kelly Counterattacks

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Megyn Kelly, Sex