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Category Archives: Iran

Strategic Nuclear Trump

I know so much more than my generals I can’t remember all the areas where I’m superior but I sure understand way more about nuclear weapons and how to deal with Iran and North Korea. You probably heard I’ve been choking Iran with sanctions, especially after I bailed out of that horrible nuclear deal. I […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons

I’m No Bitch

Who the hell’s Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard? She’s a nobody who better quit calling me “Saudi Arabia’s bitch” or I’ll soon be telling you plenty about this sneaky woman in a hula skirt who wants to be president. Let’s be honest. You love oil and you need it. You want to walk? Better thank my Saudi […]

Also posted in CIA, Donald Trump, Jamal Khashoggi, Mohammed bin Salman, Oil, Saudi Arabia, Tulsi Gabbard

Everyone’s Crazy

We’re all lucky Trump enters politics and tells us Barack Obama was born in Kenya and is quite different and ruining the country with Obamacare and debt and Bill Clinton’s a sexual predator and we should lock up Crooked Hillary and that CNN and others are fake news, look right over there he points at […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Brett Kavanaugh, China, Donald Trump, George Soros, Hillary Clinton, Maxine Waters, Nuclear Weapons, Russia

Letter to Mohammed bin Salman

Mohammed, I’m not going to address you as Crown Prince since, like many, I don’t recognize the legitimacy of those who inherit political power unless, as in the case of Kim Jong Un, they’re armed with nuclear weapons. You, Mohammed, have doubtless been quite busy lately, planning or at least overseeing an operation to privately […]

Also posted in Jamal Khashoggi, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Mohammed bin Salman, Nuclear Weapons, Saudi Arabia

Trump Update on Khashoggi

I’m just being very fair and careful by not allowing any more of this guilty until proven innocent garbage like happened to Brett Kavanaugh. But don’t forget, I already said we’re going to get to the bottom of this. And we are. The Saudis aren’t going to make a jackass out of me, and liberals […]

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Smiling in Saudi Arabia

I love being Mike Pompeo because, as secretary of state, I get lots of exciting jobs. Today I’m in Saudi Arabia with young Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. We’re two husky fellows – don’t call us fat – and we’re very happy and smiling big. We really like each other and we love each other’s […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Istanbul, Jamal Khashoggi, Mike Pompeo, Mohammed bin Salman, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Yemen

Trump Calls Jamal Khashoggi

“Is it really him?” asks Donald Trump. “It certainly sounds like the man I’ve often spoken to,” says an unnamed advisor. “Hand me the phone. This is President Trump. Is this really Jamal Khashoggi?” “It is,” says the caller. “Are you all right?” “No, President Trump, I am not.” “There’ve been some pretty bad stories […]

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U.N. Comedian

Standing hefty and happy before the United Nations General Assembly, President Trump says his administration accomplished more in two years than almost any other in our history, evoking much laughter Trump says he didn’t expect. But that’s okay, he’s proud to be an engaging fellow who warns that Iran is a brutal and corrupt regime […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Nuclear Weapons, United Nations

Trump Reimposes Sanctions

Good morning, America. I stand tall and tough before you to announce I’m reimposing nuclear-related sanctions against Iran. These sanctions had been lifted by the Obama administration and other misguided leaders in Russia, China, Germany, France, Great Britain, and the European Union. Unlike me, they did not realize the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action is […]

Also posted in China, Donald Trump, England, France, Germany, Nuclear Weapons, Russia

Joe Six Pack Reports

I’m excited looking at an email from Team Trump. They need our participation “because we’re close enough to change everything.” And we have to. “Illegal voting in the United States wreaks havoc with elections. Every election… it seems we rarely get our candidates elected.” Damn right “it’s time we do something about this.” Team Trump […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Economics, Employment, George W. Bush, Guns, Immigration, Korea, Mexico, Michael Cohen, Nuclear Weapons, Robert Mueller, Russia, Stock Market, Vladimir Putin

Trump Caps Rouhani

President Trump’s not screaming. He hopes he isn’t or someone may hear. He’s just having another bad dream. Maybe he wouldn’t have so many if he weren’t so damn lonely. Only losers are lonely. He’s a winner so that can’t be the problem. He’s just under a lot of stress. He starts to relax but […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Hassan Rouhani, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons

Stalin Summons Trump

This is entirely unfair. While I had to fight that ruthless bastard Adolf Hitler and form an alliance with shrewd but treacherous capitalists Franklin Roosevelt and Winston Churchill, my most celebrated successor, Vladimir Putin, is blessed with a world in which his strongest adversary, Donald Trump, isn’t really his enemy but his most ardent admirer. […]

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Iraq, Joseph Stalin, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Soviet Union, Ukraine

Trump Turnberry

I love playing beautiful golf courses especially when they bear my name. Today I’m by the sea at Trump Turnberry in Scotland and ignoring orange-faced weirdos who’re jealous I’m the most powerful man in the world and just roughed up some of their Europeans leaders in Brussels. Today, I’m really having a great time. Turnberry’s […]

Also posted in Angela Merkel, Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Golf, Korea, NATO, Scotland, Syria, Theresa May, Vladimir Putin

President Xi Writes to Trump

Dear President Trump, We will often be communicating about a variety of serious matters. You believe we’re expanding our economic and military reach to benefit ourselves and diminish you, and you’re correct. We think you’re trying to limit our aforementioned plans, and we also are correct. Rather than burden you with a long list of […]

Also posted in China, Donald Trump, Economics, Korea, Shah of Iran, Trade, Xi Jinping

Iranian Art, David Hockney, and LACMA

Boyd, an art lover visiting California the first time in years, reads with increasing concern a two-sided handout titled: The Future at Los Angeles County Museum of Art, and waves the news at a museum employee. “What’s this? Almost half the galleries are closed and soon the others’ll be shuttered, too.” She smiles and says, […]

Also posted in Architecture, Art, David Hockney, Frank Gehry, LACMA, Larry Gagosian, Painters, Siamak Filizadeh

Ayatollah Khomeini Debates the Shah of Iran

I’m writing this commentary in French, the most sublime language, from my Parisian penthouse where I’ve been ruminating for almost forty years. I assure you I remain a most formidable leader and lover, and am primed to educate you about what is happening to Iran. Don’t you wish I, instead of radical and incompetent theocrats, […]

Also posted in Ayatollah Khomeini, Donald Trump, George Thomas Clark, Iraq, Israel, Jose Abeto Zaide, King Donald, Mike Pompeo, Nuclear Weapons, Syria

Trump Diplomacy B

i’m telling iran stick to nuclear agreement i voided or i’ll attack

Also posted in Donald Trump, Nuclear Weapons

Nobel Delay

I’d never say it, but almost everyone else is: President Trump’s a lock for the Nobel Peace Prize. Obviously, I agree. None of my timid predecessors could have brought Kim Jong Un running to the peace table. Only my threats of unprecedented death and destruction have made peace possible. I’m not worried Kim threatened to […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, John Bolton, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nobel Prize, Nuclear Weapons

John Bolton Advises Trump

(This conversation was recorded by trusted contacts in the National Security Agency) “I alone have made this historical decision,” said Donald Trump. “Please remember, Mr. President, we do need excuses.” He moves behind his desk in the Oval Office and plants himself. “What excuses could we use?” “The same ones I recommended in the National […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Israel, John Bolton, Nuclear Weapons, Russia, Syria

Trumping Iran

No, wise guy, I’m not sitting on the can but an executive chair at a presidential table in the White House and am appropriately stern but proud as I sign the Presidential Memorandum announcing the United States will violate the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action in order to prevent Iran, the most terroristic nation on […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, England, France, Germany, John Bolton, Nuclear Weapons, Russia

James Mattis Moderates John Bolton

Dr. Harrison didn’t get drunk on fine wines at the party for powerbrokers in Washington, D.C. that recent night but did consume enough to hand the keys to his wife, after only brief debate, and rode shotgun, singing his alma mater’s fight song. At home he again acceded in gentlemanly fashion and, still clothed except […]

Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Chemical Weapons, Donald Trump, Iraq, James Mattis, John Bolton, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Syria

China Pressures North Korea

(These secret communiques between President Kim Jong Un and President Xi Jinping were intercepted and assembled in March 2018 by the intelligence agencies of the United States and South Korea, and released early this morning.) Kim Jong Un – Mr. President, you’ve slashed imports of our products by eighty percent so far this year. And […]

Also posted in China, Donald Trump, John Bolton, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Xi Jinping

Manila Bulletin Posts “Trump Interviews John Bolton”

Jose Abeto Zaide, former Philippine ambassador to France and Germany, has again posted one of my columns in the Manila Bulletin. This one is titled “Trump Interviews John Bolton.” “Trump Interviews John Bolton” in the Manila Bulletin “King Donald” by George Thomas Clark

Also posted in Donald Trump, Jose Abeto Zaide, Kim Jong-Il, Kim Jong-Un, Nuclear Weapons

Trump Interviews John Bolton

I like saying, “You’re fired,” to people who aren’t on board with my views and I’m probably going to say that to my national security advisor, H.R. McMaster. He’s still an active general but no way does he understand war the way I do. And I also think John Bolton knows a lot more about […]

Also posted in Dick Cheney, Donald Trump, Fox News, H.R. McMaster, John Bolton, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Ted Kennedy, Vietnam

Martin Luther King Visits Trump

Speeding in a golf court on a splendid golf course not far from presidential palace Mar-a-Lago, Martin Luther King steered toward the executive foursome and braked hard, skidding along the grass behind the fifth tee just as President Donald Trump began his downswing. Trump dribbled the ball about twenty yards and spun to scream, “Hey, […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, China, Donald Trump, Korea, Martin Luther King, Nuclear Weapons, Russia, Vietnam

Manila Bulletin Posts “Kim Jong Un in Iran”

The Manila Bulletin and Ambassador Jose Abeto Zaide have posted my most recent column, “Kim Jong Un in Iran”

Also posted in Ali Khamenei, Donald Trump, Jose Abeto Zaide, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons

Kim Jong Un in Iran

Just so you understand, I have a hot line to Iran and can contact Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei any time I want but I won’t need a phone today. After a secret trip by means that must remain mysterious, I’m meeting Khamenei in Tehran where I’ve been invited to discuss how we can save our […]

Also posted in Ali Khamenei, Donald Trump, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons

Trump Assesses The Donald

I knew I was going to be a great president but, frankly, I’m far surpassing my own expectations and am rebuilding the nation and the world in ways I know are necessary. Let’s start with disastrous Obamacare, the Affordable Care Act I just I last week cut back because its author had lied to the […]

Also posted in Abortion, Barack Obama, Birth Control, Donald Trump, Environment, Immigration, Korea, Nuclear Weapons

Iran Trumped

the donald decertifies iran nuclear deal as well as persian gulf he calls arabian

Also posted in Donald Trump, Middle East, Nuclear Weapons, Persian Gulf

Fake Launch

trump tweets iran test-fired missile designed to reach israel but there was no launch and one wonders why the president is forever permitted to lie

Also posted in Donald Trump, Nuclear Weapons

Trump at United Nations

It’s a great honor to be at the United Nations right here in my hometown of New York. I do think the building’s a little shabby and would’ve been a lot prettier if I’d built it but that’s okay. We’re here today to celebrate the fact that because of my leadership the stock market is […]

Also posted in China, Donald Trump, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Russia, United Nations, Venezuela

Obama Writes to Trump

Dear President Trump, I have to this point restrained myself from responding to your avalanche of falsehoods and insults but better speak now, in this letter I share with a public likely to suffer from your instability and that should know you’re a nonalcoholic version of witch-hunting Senator Joseph McCarthy, whose name still makes free […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bashar al-Assad, Chemical Weapons, Donald Trump, Iraq, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Syria

One State or Two

I knew I was going to be a hell of a president but, frankly, I underestimated myself. I’ve got a great feel for diplomacy and international relations. Did you see me at the news conference last week with Prime Minister Abe after the North Koreans had test fired another ballistic missile? I coolly let the […]

Also posted in Benjamin Netanyahu, Donald Trump, Egypt, Iraq, Israel, Middle East, Palestine, Syria

Praying for Trump

Everywhere I go people tell me, “I’m praying for you.” I appreciate that since I’m a compassionate guy. The world’s in big trouble but I’m going to make everything better. That’s what I do. I fix things. You should hear what I’ve been saying on the phone to world leaders. So many countries are taking […]

Also posted in Arnold Schwarzenegger, Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Nuclear Weapons, Russia, Ukraine, Vladamir Putin

Trump Visits Obama

This story appear in the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Iraq, ISIS, Nuclear Weapons

The Second Debate

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

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Putin Picks VP Winner

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The First Debate

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Chicago, Federal Reserve, Guns, Hillary Clinton, Immigration, Iraq, Korean War, Murder, Nuclear Weapons

Ted Crucifies Obama

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Climate Change, Economics, Employment, Global Warming, ISIS, Nuclear Weapons, Ted Cruz

Interviewing George W. Bush

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Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, George Thomas Clark, George W. Bush, Health, Insurance, Jeb Bush, Nuclear Weapons

Rubio Vows to Destroy Iran Deal

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Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Israel, Marco Rubio, Middle East, Non-Proliferation Treaty, Nuclear Weapons

Saddam Confronts Netanyahu

After Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s most recent sermon to the Congress of the United States, he marched into his palatial D.C. hotel suite where Saddam Hussein romped with several robust young women. The political titans excused their guests and bodyguards, and this conversation, preserved by a Mossad recording device, followed: Benjamin Netanyahu – What the […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Benjamin Netanyahu, Iraq, Israel, Nuclear Weapons, Saddam Hussein, Vietnam

Saddam Counters Islamic State

Thankfully I’m an empathetic man or I would’ve hammered my driver into the head of the flunky who interrupted my backswing on the gorgeous eighteenth tee at Doral. He said he was an aide to President Barack Obama and urged me to help save Iraq and the Middle East and vital American and Israeli interests. […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Iraq, ISIS, Middle East, Ronald Reagan, Saddam Hussein, Turkey

Netanyahu Assails Rouhani

All Iranian leaders are wolves. Ahmadinejad dressed like wolf so was less dangerous than new President Hassan Rouhani who’s disguised as sheep so can pull wool over international eyes. He wants you to forget decade ago he masterminded hiding nuclear weapons program. He didn’t fool Israel. No one fools us. And we pray he won’t […]

Also posted in Benjamin Netanyahu, Hassan Rouhani, Israel, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Middle East, Nuclear Weapons

New Iranian President

I am Hassan Rouhani, new president of Iran and most reasonable and educated man. I speak Persian, Arabic, and English well, received law degree in Scotland, and have served Iran in many high military, diplomatic, and political offices. No one has more relevant experience. I understand people and universal need for expression and think you […]

Also posted in Hassan Rouhani, Israel, Middle East, Nuclear Weapons, Short Pieces - GTC

Blogger

I’m chief of Iranian Cyber-police but you don’t need name. You also don’t need names of three policemen I arrested and will detain while death of blogger Sattar Beheshti is investigated. You must, however, understand we won’t permit Iranian Revolution to be subverted by U.S.-fomented computer agitators. I guarantee Sattar Beheshti deserved to be imprisoned […]

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The Next President

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Economics, Israel, Middle East, Mitt Romney, Nuclear Weapons

Limbaugh Offers Tips to President Obama

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Netanyahu Silent about Chief of Staff

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Also posted in Benjamin Netanyahu, Israel, Middle East, Nuclear Weapons, Poetry - GTC

Gunter Grass’ Poem for Israel

Criticize Gunter Grass not for being anti-Semitic, which he isn’t, but for choosing the wrong medium to present “What Must Be Said” about the dangers and inequities of Israeli foreign policy. In the second stanza Grass is poetic rather than precise in stating Israel plans “a strike to snuff out the Iranian people.” The descendents […]

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Conservative International Action Plan

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Netanyahu Prays for Iran

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Also posted in Barack Obama, Benjamin Netanyahu, Israel, Middle East, Nuclear Weapons, Poetry - GTC

Muslim Analyst on Iran and the Nuclear Nation

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State of the Union

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Martin Luther King: “Beyond Vietnam”

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Nuclear Engineers

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Also posted in Iraq, Middle East, Nuclear Weapons, Poetry - GTC, Terrorism

Saddam Comforts Americans

This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”

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Diary of Osama bin Laden

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Book Tour

I had secretly taken an earlier flight to elude the media and (I later learned) several dozen readers who, by the standards of literary greetings at airports, constituted a throng. I wasn’t being rude. I was terrified. I couldn’t allow them to see me stagger out after one of those hemmed-in, gut-busting, ear-popping, time-altering twelve-hour […]

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Amazon.com, Auschwitz, Czech Republic, Czechoslovakia, Edvard Benes, Europe, France, George Thomas Clark, Germany, Hitler Here, Holocaust, Iraq, Japan, Middle East, Short Stories - GTC, World War II

Hosni Mubarak Vows to Protect Egypt

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Anwar Sadat, Ayatollah Khomeini, Barack Obama, Egypt, Hillary Clinton, Hosni Mubarak, Iraq, Israel, Middle East, Muslim Brotherhood, Palestine, Saddam Hussein, Tunisia

Kim Jong-Il Attacks Again

Don’t dare celebrate Western exaggerations that my body’s withered by a stroke and my face twisted into a mask of fading comprehension. I’m still mighty Kim Jong-Il and determined to confront those who claim they’re blessed with freedom and nutrition but are in fact imperialistic criminals using economic sanctions to punish my starving North Korean […]

Also posted in Asia, China, Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong-Il, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons

Spring Break in Cuba

In the twilight of their lives the once-intransigent Castro brothers, Fidel and Raul, have begun behaving in at least moderately encouraging ways. Fidel recently summoned writer Jeffery Goldberg of The Atlantic magazine and told him President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran was outrageous for demanding the destruction of Israel and a nincompoop for continuing to insist […]

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Brain Surgery for Amadinejad

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Also posted in George W. Bush, Holocaust, Israel, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Middle East, Nuclear Weapons, Saddam Hussein

Obama, Netanyahu, and Abbas to Meet

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Ahmadinejad Warns Israel and the U.S.

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Also posted in Barack Obama, Holocaust, Islam, Jews, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Middle East, Nuclear Weapons

Hitler Greets Ahmadinejad

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Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Warns You

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President Ahmadinejad Calls Obama

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Also posted in Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Hamas, Holocaust, Israel, Middle East

Jewish Film Festival in the Bay Area

Baghdad Twist Don’t ask my age.  It’s none of your business, I told my son, and doesn’t concern people who’ll watch your documentary.  No one’s going to see me in this film.  They’ll only hear my voice.  Better they look at black and white photos of me as a child in reasonably hospitable Iraq where […]

Also posted in Bay Area, Israel, Jewish Film Festival, Jews, Movies, Palestine, San Francisco

President Bush Analyzes Intelligence Report on Iran

This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”

Also posted in George W. Bush, Nuclear Weapons

Shah of Iran Comments on the Nuclear Nation

Why would I be bitter the Americans deserted me?  I suppose they felt I hadn’t done enough.  During World War II, after the British forced my anachronistic father to leave the throne and installed me, I opened a vital Persian Corridor for Anglo-American supplies Russia used to defeat the Nazis.  In the 1950’s I again […]

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President Ahmadinejad Praises “Borat”

In a letter to President Bush last spring I demonstrated profound understanding of United States foreign policy, and outlined many diplomatic steps that unrighteous nation must take to correct its barbaric behavior.  Nevertheless, I did not, as I should have, offer substantive commentary on American society and psychology.  I simply didn’t know much about them.  […]

Also posted in Borat, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Movies, Sacha Baron Cohen

Admadinejad Debates George W. Bush

This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”

Also posted in George W. Bush, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nuclear Weapons, Rape, Women's Rights

Fortress America and “The Long War”

This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”

Also posted in Afghanistan, Al Qaeda, George W. Bush, Iraq, Terrorism