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Category Archives: Donald Trump

“Down Goes Trump” Now on Sale – Read the First Story Here

Trump Interviews Romney Mitt Romney, handsome and trim, marches into Trump Tower and rides high the elevator to the office of President-elect Donald Trump. After security guards strip search the former governor of Massachusetts, a secretary tells him, “Please have a seat. The president will be with you directly.” Romney sits in a soft chair […]

Also posted in Down Goes Trump, George Thomas Clark, Mitt Romney

“Down Goes Trump” is Published

The four-year wait has ended. George Thomas Clark just released his superb account of the four-year administration of President Donald Trump – Down Goes Trump Introduction Down Goes Trump is a collection of satirical stories, based on news, about the entertaining but absurd and often quite dangerous events following the election of President Donald J. […]

Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Joe Biden, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Vladamir Putin

Ocasio-Cortez Visits Trump

This story is from the collection DOWN GOES TRUMP – Click here to take a look. The Introduction is below. Down Goes Trump is a collection of satirical stories, based on news, about the entertaining but absurd and often quite dangerous events following the election of President Donald J. Trump in November 2016 until shortly […]

Also posted in Medicare, Socialism

Trump and Biden Brawl

Joe Biden, former vice president and still a slender six-footer at age seventy-five, stands at the microphone in an elegant Washington, D.C. hotel and, before Democratic governors and their staffs, begins hammering President Donald Trump for cutting taxes for the wealthy, risking a trade war with Europe and Asia, risking nuclear war with North Korea […]

Also posted in China, Jerry Brown, Joe Biden, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Trade

Balls in Lithuania

I surrender. No longer can I pretend I’m uninterested in the Big Baller Ball Family. In fact, I sense I’m going to write about them whenever I get the urge. I don’t care father LaVar, aside from Donald Trump, is the most obnoxious man in the nation. It doesn’t matter he gets more publicity than […]

Also posted in Basketball, Ben Simmons, De'Aaron Fox, LaMelo Ball, LaVar Ball, Lebron James, LiAngelo Ball, Lithuania, Lonzo Ball

Hot Tweet

from erect tweeter trump declares secretary of state tillerson wasting time talking to little rocket man in north korea where the donald will do what has to be done

Also posted in Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons

Puerto Rican Tweet

hurricane devours puerto rican food water and electricity and san juan mayor begs u.s. to save people from dying at one of his golf courses trump tweets such poor leadership from mayor and others who can’t get their workers to help

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Mayweather Meets McGregor

After more than a half century of watching legendary champions fight each other, and reading about the fistic exploits of ancient titleholders, I, the average wimpy fan, am disturbed that Conor McGregor, a guy with no professional boxing experience, nary a fight, is going to potentially earn a hundred million to debut against one of […]

Also posted in Boxing, Conor McGregor, Floyd Mayweather, George Foreman, Ireland, Joe Frazier, Las Vegas, Muhammad Ali, Ray Leonard, Ray Robinson

Free Arpaio

ignoring families who roasted in desert tents on arizona border trump says you’re pardoned sheriff joe

Also posted in Immigration, Joe Arpaio, Mexico

Undercover Trump

Make me a mature Mexican rock star, I tell my makeup lady, hang some long cool black hair on my head and pin a big mustache on my face. I need to blend with families and friends of those being naturalized as U.S. citizens this morning in Fresno. There’s already a big crowd in the […]

Also posted in Fresno, Immigration, India, ISIS, Mexico, Philippines

One State or Two

I knew I was going to be a hell of a president but, frankly, I underestimated myself. I’ve got a great feel for diplomacy and international relations. Did you see me at the news conference last week with Prime Minister Abe after the North Koreans had test fired another ballistic missile? I coolly let the […]

Also posted in Benjamin Netanyahu, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Middle East, Palestine, Syria

General Mattis Meets Trump

James Mattis, three years retired after more than four decades as a marine, shakes hands with Donald Trump. “I’m very pleased to meet you, General.” “A marine’s always honored to meet his commander.” “I’ve heard you own seven thousand books. Is that true?” “Yes, the longer I study war and history, the more I damage […]

Also posted in Books, Department of Defense, James Mattis, Marines

The Heritage Foundation Beckons Me

This story is from the rousing political book “King Donald”

Also posted in Abortion, Campaign 2016, Conservatives, Heritage Foundation, Religion

Where did Hitler Die?

I spent twenty years researching and writing a biographical novel called Hitler Here and hoped, after some post-publication interviews, I’d never have to answer any more related questions, which tended to be either of the “Did Elvis really serenade Hitler on Mars?” or “We sure need another guy like him, don’t we?” variety. Most such […]

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Eva Braun, George Thomas Clark, Hitler Here, Holocaust, Joseph Goebbels, Joseph Stalin, World War II

Chapo Discusses Great Escape

This is Chapo Guzman’s first interview since escaping from the Atiplano high security prison fifty-five miles from Mexico City. His representatives blindfolded and administered narcotics to an anonymous journalist before taking him/her to meet the man. Anonymous Journalist – Congratulations on your thrilling escape. Chapo Guzman – Those cocksuckers were loco to think they could […]

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