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Category Archives: Stephen Curry

LeBron Hires Hypnotist

Siefried, the world’s preeminent hypnotist, proudly steps into the Cavaliers locker room after game three and says, “Where is LeBron? I’ve come to accept his congratulations.” “I’m right here, you charlatan,” says the star, stepping close and looking down. “I beg your pardon. Can you not count?” “I count fine. We just lost by eight […]

Also posted in Basketball, Cleveland, Draymond Green, Golden State Warriors, Kevin Durant, Kevin Love, Lebron James, Tyronn Lue

Steph Curry Rescues LeBron

After game two Dan Gilbert marches into the locker room of his Cleveland Cavaliers and tugs the back of LeBron James’ jersey. “Hey, we gotta talk.” “I’ll give you five minutes when we get back to Cleveland.” “You’ll talk now or I’ll suspend you the rest of this series.” “Sure, we’re down two-oh and I’m […]

Also posted in Basketball, Cleveland, Dan Gilbert, Golden State Warriors, Lebron James

LeBron Declares: Referees Robbed Us

Following game one of the NBA finals, it’s unfortunate fans can’t celebrate my masterful fifty-one points to lead the Cleveland Cavaliers to an upset over the formidable Golden State Warriors. Instead, we’re talking about obtuse referees who turned a great game into a farce. Late in the fourth quarter, I cleanly stripped the ball from […]

Also posted in Basketball, Basketball and Football, Cleveland, George Thomas Clark, Golden State Warriors, Kevin Durant, Lebron James

LeBron Previews NBA Finals

I’m thankful to be drowsy en route to dreamland where I can forget my body’s thirty-three-years old and tired from playing more minutes than anyone in the league and twice carrying us to playoff victories in game seven, and that almost everyone’s saying the Warriors are too good no matter what LeBron does, they’ve got […]

Also posted in Basketball, Basketball and Football, Boston Celtics, Cleveland, Dennis Rodman, George Thomas Clark, Golden State Warriors, Jose Abeto Zaide, Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson, Lebron James, Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippin

LeBron’s Championship Dreams

Am I dreaming? I hope so and we aren’t really getting bushwhacked by Oklahoma City and surrendering forty-three points in the first quarter to trail by nineteen. Despite shooting well we’re down sixteen at halftime and twenty after three quarters and let the gathering Thunder hit fifty-eight percent while they hang a hundred forty-eight on […]

Also posted in Basketball, Basketball and Football, Bill Russell, Dan Gilbert, Donald Sterling, George Thomas Clark, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Kevin Durant, Kyrie Irving, Lebron James, Magic Johnson

“Basketball and Football” is Published

In a rousing trip through the worlds of Basketball and Football, George Thomas Clark explores the professional basketball league in Mexico, the Herculean talents of Wilt Chamberlain, the difficulties and humor of attempting to play basketball in middle age, and observes that coaching at Caltech can be more painful than studying all night for a […]

Also posted in Basketball, Basketball and Football, Bill Walsh, Donald Rogers, Football, George Thomas Clark, John Wooden, Kevin Durant, Kobe Bryant, Kristaps Porzingis, Kyrie Irving, Lebron James, O.J. Simpson, Wilt Chamberlain

How to Win Next Year

This story is in the collection “Basketball and Football”

Also posted in Basketball, Bill O'Reilly, Draymond Green, John Havlicek, Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson, Kyrie Irving, Lebron James, Red Auerbach, Sam Jones

The Warrior

This story is in the collection “Basketball and Football”

Also posted in Basketball, Dan Gilbert, Draymond Green, Karl-Anthony Towns, Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson, Lebron James, Paul George

Diabolical Game Two

This story is in the collection “Basketball and Football”

Also posted in Basketball, Dan Gilbert, Draymond Green, Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson, Lebron James, Titanic, Tyronn Lue

The Underdog

This story is in the collection “Basketball and Football”

Also posted in Basketball, Bill Russell, Cleveland, Dan Gilbert, Jerry West, Kevin Durant, Kyrie Irving, Lebron James, Oakland, Wilt Chamberlain

At the Summit

This story is in the collection “Basketball and Football”

Also posted in Basketball, Cleveland, Golden State Warriors, Kyrie Irving, Lebron James, Tristan Thompson