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Category Archives: FBI

Vladimir Putin’s Puppy

Smiling big and happy Vladimir Putin, leash in hand, leads Donald Trump, tongue wagging, onto the small stage in Helsinki, bends to unhook the choke chain around his neck, puts a treat in his mouth, and says, “Go stand behind that podium, Donald.” Trump complies, panting, and looks at his master, who says, “Good boy. […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Robert Mueller, Vladimir Putin

Trey Gowdy Clears FBI

i’m hard head of house oversight committee and support trump but gotta tell you fbi planted no spies in his campaign and investigated properly to determine russians tried to help elect trump and if president didn’t know he should act like it

Also posted in Donald Trump, Robert Mueller, Trey Gowdy

Trump Investigates

i demand dept of justice look into possible fbi/doj surveillance of my trump campaign and find out if crime was ordered by obama administration

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Robert Mueller, Russia

Andrew McCabe Trumped

Like former FBI director James Comey, I was fired as deputy director by order of Donald Trump, and like Comey I’d written what Trump told me and passed the poisonous brew to special prosecutor Robert Mueller. I’d like to thank former CIA director John Brennan, who tweets like Trump would if he were literate, for […]

Also posted in CIA, Donald Trump, James Comey, Robert Mueller

Trump Justice

There’s no need for you or me to get confused by this legal mumbo jumbo the liberals are throwing at us. It’s all very simple. I did not hire Russian hookers, while visiting their great country, to pee on the bed African Obama once slept in. I did not sleep with Vladimir Putin or Stormy […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, James Comey, Karen McDougal, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Russia, Stormy Daniels, Vladimir Putin

Saint Comey

For more than a year I’ve been sacrificing as I try to defend the United States of America from people who are unworthy of leading her. I couldn’t allow Hillary Clinton to become president since she was and is a lying, emailing warmonger, and I’m proud that days before the polls opened I altered the […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, James Comey, Russia

Art of the Deal

hey, fbi director comey, whaddya’ say we forget this deal between russia and michael flynn

Also posted in Donald Trump, Michael Flynn, Russia

Nixon Calls Trump

Late last night in the private quarters of the White House, Donald Trump was tweeting about matters foreign and domestic when an aide entered the living room and said, “Richard Nixon’s calling again, Mr. President.” Trump grimaced and picked up an old land-line receiver and said, “You’ve got two minutes, Dick.” “Thanks for taking my […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, James Comey, Jared Kushner, Rex Tillerson, Watergate

Comey Trumped

i did my fbi duty investigating hillary emails and bellowing often until i became mildly nauseated by russia and trump who now pretends i’m toxic

Also posted in Donald Trump, Emails, Hillary Clinton, James Comay, Russia

Trump Intelligence

can’t believe comey and fbi investigating russia and me instead of bad obama

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, James Comey, Russia, Vladamir Putin

Campaign Strategist

This story appears in the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Emails, Hillary Clinton

Trump Math

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Emails, Hillary Clinton, J. Edgar Hoover, James Comey, Rape

Comey to the Rescue

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Anthony Weiner, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin, Robert Comey, Sex

Torturous Jackpot

Frankly, Johnson was broke. He’d blown all his money doing unsavory things but couldn’t change that. He had to survive and hoped to soon flourish and thought he would after learning from confidential sources about James E. Mitchell and Bruce Jessen and writing them letters. He knew they could help. They’d been mere staff psychologists […]

Also posted in 9/11, CIA, Islam, Torture