Category Archives: Steve Ballmer

Chasing DeAndre Jordan

This story is in the collection “Basketball and Football”

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Jack Dempsey Returns

I was simultaneously flabbergasted and thrilled the recent morning Jack Dempsey, age twenty-four and just a week after tomahawking slow, long-inactive, and overconfident giant Jess Willard, marched into my gym and said, “I’m taking my career to the twenty-first century. You interested?” Only pride prevented me from dropping to my knees and thanking all deities. […]

Also posted in Anderson Silva, Boxing, Dana White, Jack Dempsey, Jess Willard, Jon Jones, Mixed Martial Arts, New Orleans, Wladimir Klitschko