Category Archives: ISIS

Assad Passes Gas

Trust me, as the father of all Syrians, I – President Bashar al-Assad – am more aggrieved than anyone by the cowardly and criminals gas attacks that killed scores of women and children in the town of Khan Sheikhoun. Even though I’m an enormously proud and powerful man, I tell you I wept at reports […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bashar al-Assad, Chemical Weapons, Donald Trump, Rex Tillerson, Russia, Syria, Vladimir Putin

Undercover Trump

Make me a mature Mexican rock star, I tell my makeup lady, hang some long cool black hair on my head and pin a big mustache on my face. I need to blend with families and friends of those being naturalized as U.S. citizens this morning in Fresno. There’s already a big crowd in the […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Fresno, Immigration, India, Mexico, Philippines

Empathetic Trump

I know some of you feel I lack empathy and have been calling me a narcissist, and that’s really unfair. As your president I’m up every night, tweeting and worrying about my most important priority, your safety and well-being. I also want to help people around the world. Inevitably, I think a lot about the […]

Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Japan, Korea, Syria

Nuclear Trump

I worry about our nuclear triad because I’m a strategic thinker. I knew what the triad was last year even though political enemies tried to use my words to make it sound like I didn’t. I did and I do and warn everyone that the United States must greatly strengthen and expand its land-based missiles, […]

Also posted in China, Donald Trump, Nuclear Weapons, Russia, Vladimir Putin

Trump Visits Obama

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Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Iran, Iraq, Nuclear Weapons

Putin Picks VP Winner

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Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Campaign 2016, Crimea, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Iran, Mike Pence, Nuclear Weapons, Russia, Syria, Tim Kaine, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

Secret Trump

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Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

Gracious Donald Trump

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Battle of Brooklyn

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Also posted in Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Bernie Sanders, Boxing, Campaign 2016, Hillary Clinton, Israel, Middle East, New York, New York City, Palestine, Syria

Ted Crucifies Obama

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Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Climate Change, Economics, Employment, Global Warming, Iran, Nuclear Weapons, Ted Cruz

Madam

drop your cloak and veil

Also posted in Islam, Middle East, Saudi Arabia, Terrorism

Fighting Ted Cruz

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Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Carly Fiorina, Donald Trump, Egypt, George Wallace, Hosni Mubarak, Iraq, John Kasich, Libya, Marco Rubio, Muammar Gaddafi, NRA, Russia, Saddam Hussein, Supreme Court, Ted Cruz, Vladimir Putin, William Rehnquist

Trump Talks Strategy

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Also posted in Ben Carson, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Guns, Islam, Marco Rubio, Mitt Romney, Murder, Ted Cruz, Terrorism, Women

Trump Tightens Security

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Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Islam, John Kasich, Marco Rubio, Rand Paul

Turkey to ISIS

miles of isis tanker trucks back and forth syria to turkey

Also posted in Middle East, Poetry - GTC, Russia, Syria

Dining with Bill Clinton

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Also posted in Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Iraq, Israel, New York City, Palestine, Syria

Deadly Numbers

I was an Iraqi professor of statistics until the United States and later ISIS destroyed my classroom and much of the university. I suppose I should thank each group for attacking when school wasn’t in session, but I believe that may have been coincidental. At any rate, like civilized people everywhere, I commiserate with the […]

Also posted in Afghanistan, Iraq, Middle East, Paris

Putin to Obama re Paris

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Also posted in Barack Obama, Beirut, Campaign 2016, Germany, Iraq, Japan, Lebanon, Middle East, Paris, Ronald Reagan, Russia, Syria, Vladimir Putin, World War II

Hillary Plans Defeat of ISIS

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Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Carly Fiorina, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Middle East

Saddam Battles ISIS

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Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Iraq, Jeb Bush, Kurds, Marco Rubio, Middle East, Saddam Hussein, Syria, Turkey

Jeb Slams Hillary on Iraq

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Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Iraq, Islam, Jeb Bush

Purgatory

I didn’t panic at all, not at first. We tourists at the Museo Casa de Purgatorio in Guanajuato simply followed the guide behind stone walls into a dim room where he said, “Here, ladies and gentlemen, we have a traditional stockade used to harness drunks and teach them discipline. Sir, would you like the give […]

Also posted in Guanajuato, Mexico, Middle East, Torture

Saddam Counters Islamic State

Thankfully I’m an empathetic man or I would’ve hammered my driver into the head of the flunky who interrupted my backswing on the gorgeous eighteenth tee at Doral. He said he was an aide to President Barack Obama and urged me to help save Iraq and the Middle East and vital American and Israeli interests. […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Iran, Iraq, Middle East, Ronald Reagan, Saddam Hussein, Turkey