Category Archives: Oprah Winfrey

Simone Biles Opens Up

In an open-hearted but devious effort we have employed the regular media, mind readers, the National Security Agency, pharmacologists, and other intrusive individuals and entities to engage Simone Biles and determine what she’s really thinking. That’s none of our business, you might say. And to that I respond: why, then, are you reading this? I’ll […]

Also posted in Anoxeria Nervosa, Gymnastics, Mental Health, Simone Biles

Donald Sterling v. Adam Silver

This story is in the collection “Basketball and Football”

Also posted in Adam Silver, Al Sharpton, Basketball, Doc Rivers, Donald Sterling, Jesse Jackson, John L. Sullivan, Los Angeles, Racism