Category Archives: Conservatives

The Heritage Foundation Beckons Me

This story is from the rousing political book “King Donald”

Also posted in Abortion, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Heritage Foundation, Religion

Trump is a Scaremonger

I taught English as a Second Language for adults for twenty-four years. Eighty percent of my students were from Mexico. I would trust virtually all of them before I’d trust Donald Trump. He’s full of garbage and a shameless scaremonger and racist. For those old enough to remember the 1980s, he went around screaming how […]

Also posted in China, Donald Trump, Japan, Racism, Republicans

Outraged by Castro-Loving Obama

Thank God our Republican Party is now resolved to prevent the worst president in history, Barack Hussein Obama, from normalizing relations with Cuba. How dare he try to throw our nation in bed with Caribbean communists and characterize our Cuban policy of more than fifty years as being outdated and a failure? It has been […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Communism, Cuba, Dwight Eisenhower, Fidel Castro, Florida, John F. Kennedy, Marco Rubio, Raul Castro, Richard Nixon

Sarah Palin v. Michele Bachmann

I’m not a superrich Republican donor but am affluent and generous, and delighted conservative heavyweights consider me a worthy host of this fundraiser starring Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann who I sit between on the dais, turning left to Sarah and right to Michele back and forth talking to women who get prettier and more […]

Also posted in Boxing, Homosexuals, Marriage, Michele Bachmann, Republicans, Todd Palin

Basketball at Caltech

This story is in the collection “Basketball and Football” You’re the basketball coach at Caltech and your most formidable opponents are not opposing players but the scientific and mathematical pedigree of a school that’s generated more than 30 Nobel Prize winners and accepts only students who project to play NBA ball in the classroom. Successful […]

Also posted in Alaska, Basketball, Caltech, Education, Facebook, Google, Mathematics, Nobel Prize, Pasadena, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Science

Limbaugh Offers Tips to President Obama

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Iran, Islam, Media, Radio, Religion, Rush Limbaugh, Russia, Short Pieces - GTC, Terrorism

Alarmed by “2016 Obama’s America”

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Africa, Argentina, Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Communism, Dinesh D'Souza, Economics, Europe, Jeremiah Wright, Kenya, Malaysia, Middle East, Movies, Nuclear Weapons, Palestine, Republicans, Ronald Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, Singapore, Socialism, South Africa

Norwegian Fascist Salute

norwegian anti muslim anders breivik sieg heils in court to commemorate blowing up eight and shooting several dozen kids next time anders breivik sieg heils court orders fascist arm amputated and used as club

Also posted in Crime, Mental Health, Murder, Nazis, Norway, Poetry - GTC, Religion

Another Obama is Hitler Letter

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Bakersfield, Barack Obama, Germany, Health, Hitler Here, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Politics, Supreme Court

Conservative International Action Plan

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Bashar al-Assad, China, Cold War, Iran, Iraq, Middle East, Nuclear Weapons, Pacific Ocean, Republicans, Russia, Saddam Hussein, Syria, Taliban, Vladimir Putin

Red Light Rush Limbaugh

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Birth Control, Media, Poetry - GTC, Radio, Rush Limbaugh

Madonna Teases Super Bowl Audience

hey some guy flipped off america during super bowl halftime show few noticed nonevent but bible busters protested when should’ve imagined madonna fifties fit in parked or moving cars on sofas in reading chairs on or under dining room tables planning to disappear in smoke revealing message world peace

Also posted in Dance, Football, Madonna, Music, Poetry - GTC, Religion

Hank Williams, Please

hank williams please goose step to a mirror before belching hitler

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Barack Obama, Hank Williams, Music, Poetry - GTC, Politics, Republicans

President Obama to Rich Lowry – Letter 2

This story is from the collecion “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Magazines, Media, Republicans, Rich Lowry

President Obama Writes to Rich Lowry

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Alexander the Great, Barack Obama, Magazines, Media, Otto von Bismarck, Republicans, Rich Lowry, Short Pieces - GTC

Rush Limbaugh’s Stunning Announcement

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Colin Powell, Islam, John McCain, Media, Radio, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Short Pieces - GTC

Sean Hannity Mortified

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Campaign 2008, Media, Racism, Radio, Sean Hannity, Short Pieces - GTC

Activist Demands Abstinence

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Religion, Republicans, Sex, Short Pieces - GTC

O’Reilly Clarifies Al Qaeda Remarks

This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”

Also posted in Bill O'Reilly, Media, Radio, Short Pieces - GTC, Television

William Bennett on Ultimate Morality

“It is most ironic and unfair that I, a supremely righteous man and the epitome of moral rectitude for a generation of divine white conservatives, am currently being pilloried for making an immoral statement.  My statement was in fact taken out of context.  And that is the only immorality in this tale.  What I said […]

Also posted in Media, Racism, Wiliam Bennett

Liberals and Conservatives Calling each other Nazis

A few days ago I opened my email inbox and was surprised to see a message, from a member of a conservative online publication, stating they’d used my column “Sixty Years after Hitler” but had forgotten to tell me – much less ask permission to use it.  The member further noted that many people had […]

Also posted in Liberals, Media, Nazis

Michael Savages the Nation

Perhaps I shouldn’t have. I knew what could happen if I switched radio stations during weeknight time slot. But I was desperate. PBS, oasis of thoughtfulness and moderation, was not less so at moment but I was bored by voice of gentle man chronicling love of cartoons. So I pushed button for ESPN radio where […]

Also posted in Media, Michael Savage, Radio, Short Pieces - GTC