Category Archives: Immigration
Trust Me
Have I ever lied to you? I’m the most honest man in the world and guarantee new vaccines I’m working on are safe and effective and will soon be available, probably before election day. I’ve just got to keep kicking the asses of lazy scientists and CDC bureaucrats so they stop slowing things down. I’m […]
Also posted in Cars & Driving, Coronavirus, Crime, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Poverty
Trump Assails Bolton and Supreme Court
I achieved a lot for this great nation, winning the election to save us from Hillary Clinton and then appointing two great conservatives to the Supreme Court. We’d have a five to four majority there most of the time but chief justice John Roberts is playing like an Earl Warren liberal and screwing up my […]
Also posted in China, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, John Bolton, Ukraine, Xi Jinping
Trump Visits Elijah Cummings
Donald Trump squeezes his Oval Office phone and calls secret service agents, ordering them to ready several black beasts for an executive motorcade to nearby Baltimore. After entering the city limits they begin passing old buildings marred by broken or boarded windows and piles of trash outside. “Look how they live,” says Trump. “Disgusting. Get […]
Also posted in Baltimore, Crime, Donald Trump, El Salvador, Elijah Cummings, Guatemala, Honduras, Murder, Poverty, Racism
State of Emergency
I’m a gambler. I’ve made billions from my casinos and know when to double down. I told Kim Jong Un I’d destroy North Korea if he continued testing ballistic missiles and exploding nuclear bombs. And I ordered renegade Iran to continue abiding by terms of our nuclear deal even after I dumped it. Just look […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Iran, Kim Jong-Un, Koran, Mexico, Nuclear Weapons, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity
Summit Meeting
“Mr. President, may I please have a word with you?” says a young man, standing in the open door frame of the Oval Office. Trump glances up and immediately rises and walks to shake the visitor’s hand. “Dr. King, I wasn’t expecting you.” “I visited you last year on this occasion and intend to do […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Martin Luther King, Mexico, Nancy Pelosi
Pelosi v. Trump
I’m back in the saddle, as Speaker of the House, and heading for the airport to lead a delegation to Egypt and Afghanistan. My cell phone vibrates in my purse. “Speaker Pelosi, you can’t go overseas,” says an urgent aide. “I can do whatever I want.” “President Trump says you must reschedule ‘this public relations […]
Also posted in Boxing, Donald Trump, Mexico, Nancy Pelosi
Don Junior Hunts Reporter
I’m a sharpshooting stud who all over the world has killed many beasts including leopards, elephants, buffaloes, deer, bighorn sheep, foxes, and plenty more. I also know a helluva lot about security and expect you to pay attention when I write, “You know why you can enjoy a day at the zoo? Because walls work.” […]
Also posted in Africa, Animals, Deer, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Elephants, Guns, Hunters, Mexico
Ultimatum Trump
either fund my wonderful berlin wall or i’m shutting down federal government
Also posted in Cold War, Donald Trump, Germany, Mexico
Guardian Trump
After ducking big rocks, my brave forces weren’t firing tear gas and rubber bullets at women and children charging my beautiful concertina-wire border. They were stopping hordes of invaders, mostly adult males, who would destroy the paradise that we European Americans have created. I made the truth clear. I’ll close the whole border with Mexico. […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, Mexico, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan
Thanksgiving Concertina
I know you troops stationed overseas are excited to hear my voice address you from luxurious Mar-a-Lago where I’m ready to throw up my turkey dinner because of disgraceful judges who tell us how to protect our border. These wimps are often Californians who support sanctuary cities and liberal asylum laws that have allowed millions […]
Also posted in California, Donald Trump, Mexico
Trump on Election Day
I’m up early because I couldn’t sleep last night after Sean Hannity shined my butt at an election rally and now my tweeter’s hotter than ever telling patriots this Republican candidate’s great and that one’s wonderful and those others are important and it’s vital to get out and vote because my name is really the […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Economics, Employment, Fox News, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Mexico, Russia, Sean Hannity, Vladimir Putin
Trump Mobilizes
As Latin American hordes march toward our borders I every day feel more like Abraham Lincoln and Franklin Roosevelt, two other presidents who faced threats that could’ve destroyed our nation. And like those heroic presidents, I am responding with bravery and vigor. I’m mobilizing our troops for war. At first I thought five thousand soldiers […]
Also posted in Abraham Lincoln, Central America, Donald Trump, Franklin Roosevelt, Mexico
Trump Timing
it’s only a coincidence i’m sending five thousand troops to the border the day before midterm elections
Also posted in Donald Trump, Mexico
Slaughter in the Synagogue
I bet you haven’t heard of Gab.com but you should. This website is committed “to defend free expression and liberty online for all people.” Facebook and Twitter are afraid to do that. They deny the truth, which is that most of the world doesn’t want white people to survive. I’m not afraid to say and […]
Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Auschwitz, Central America, Donald Trump, Gab.com, Holocaust, Jews, Murder, NRA, Pittsburgh, Robert Bowers, Terrorism
Lopez Obrador Calls Trump
(This morning President-elect Lopez Obrador of Mexico called President Trump. On a third line I served as translator.) Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador – President Trump, please don’t do anything rash before we’ve had time to meet. Donald Trump – Thanks for calling but let’s keep in mind you’re not the president yet and won’t be […]
Also posted in Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, Donald Trump, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico
Trump Thrills Mississippi
I love traveling around this huge country I’ve made great again and speaking to the honest working people who love me and wait hours to get into my rallies. They know I’m one of them even though I’m really rich and have spent most of my life in luxurious places around other wealthy people and […]
Also posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Defense Budget, Donald Trump, Economics, Health, Memphis, Mississippi, Sex, Supreme Court
The Booming Economy
(These are highlights from my conversation with an economist who graduated from an elite university, served on public policy staffs during the administrations of Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford, and later consulted international businesses.) George Thomas Clark – Okay, I read your recent newspaper columns about economics and foreign policy, respectively. You emphasize what President […]
Also posted in Asia, China, Donald Trump, Economics, Employment, Mexico, Russia
Trump Warns Europeans
Seated at a large table during the summit meeting in Brussels, President Donald Trump crosses his arms in a tight jacket, eyes leaders of NATO nations, and says, “I love Europeans and they love me. My wife is from Slovenia, my mother from Scotland, and my father was conceived in Germany before his parents, no […]
Also posted in Angela Merkel, Crime, Donald Trump, England, Germany, Hungary, Italy, London, Murder, Navy, Poland, Russia, Theresa May
Latin Presidente
harvard harris poll reveals hispanic support for trump up ten percent
Also posted in Donald Trump, Employment, Mexico
Trump Embraces White Europeans
Have you heard? I hope you have. Lots of European leaders feel just like I do about immigration from the south. They can’t build a wall like mine, but they’d like to. Austrian Chancellor Sebastian Kurz, a bright young guy who’s only thirty-one, wants a Rome-Berlin-Vienna “axis of the willing against illegal immigration.” Okay, maybe […]
Also posted in Austria, Central America, Donald Trump, Hungary, Italy, Mexico
Honduran Heat Revisited
Honduran money’s in few hands closed to rusty prison where every cell’s sealed and sole set of keys dropped by guard fleeing fire. Outside, guards blocked firefighters and shot at few prisoners not trapped in cells. Most screamed as fried or suffocated but quit carrying on when charred in stacks totaling three hundred fifty-five stinking […]
Trump Meets Lopez Obrador
After sundown at the White House, President Donald Trump climbs into a laundry truck and in utmost secrecy rides to an undisclosed airport where he boards Air Force One and flies to an unnamed airstrip near the Rio Grande. He then overrules agents and drives his armored beast to the shores of the eternal river, […]
Also posted in Agriculture, Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, Central America, Donald Trump, Jorge Ramos, Mexico
Trump Infested
i’m a big man with a big belly and write large my name on executive order before tweeting democrats are the problem and want illegal immigrants no matter how bad to infest our country and become potential voters
Also posted in Donald Trump, Mexico
Melania’s Jacket
I’m a model who understands the power of clothes and nudity, and know the latter pays better. Still, I must wear clothes to the border. After thinking about it quite a while, I select a green jacket showing white words in back, “I really don’t care. Do u?” Of course I’m not referring to children […]
Also posted in Central America, Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Mexico
Trump Tough in Minnesota
I’ve come to Minnesota to get away from this border hassle. Don’t lecture me about kids. I’ve got five and they’re all really great, especially Ivanka. I’m concerned about kids everywhere. That’s my job as most powerful hombre in the world. All along I’ve been worried about kids getting split up from their parents on […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, El Salvador, Honduras, Ivanka Trump, Melania Trump, Mexico
Jeff Sessions Heads South
No longer will I tolerate renegades calling me a racist divider of families along the southern border of these United States. I’m already astride Traveller, my galloping gray steed, and arriving at what I’m confident is a humane detention facility for those who tried to illegally enter our sacred land. “Mr. Attorney General, thank you […]
Also posted in Central America, Donald Trump, El Salvador, Honduras, Jeff Sessions, Mexico, Texas
Sessions on the Mount
I, Jeff Sessions, attorney general of these United States, do not wield God’s name as a saber, I only quote the bible, “Let every soul be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except from God, and the authorities that exist are appointed by God,” and in His behalf and those of […]
Also posted in Bible, Central America, Donald Trump, Jeff Sessions, Mexico, Religion, Slavery
Attorney General at the Border
Astride a beautiful large gray horse and wearing an elegant suit gray as Robert E. Lee’s uniform, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions patrols the border, looking for intruders. I pity his prey. Sessions appears warrior enough to slay any foe. In each hand I wave a white paper overhead and shout, “Don’t shoot, sir. I just want […]
Also posted in Central America, Donald Trump, El Salvador, Honduras, Jeff Sessions, Robert E. Lee
Trump Animals
i’m talking about ms-13 gang members it’s crazy because of weak laws these people come in fast we get them we send them away we get them again we’re taking them out of the country at a rate that’s never happened before it’s so ridiculous they aren’t people they’re animals
Also posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Gangs
Border Politics
since arrests at border continue declining to lowest in forty-six years why is trump banging immigration drum
Also posted in Donald Trump, Mexico
Vicente Fox Counters Trump
Lights glow, TV cameras roll, and Donald Trump says, “I want you to remember my remarks at Trump Tower the day I started my campaign for president. I used the word rape, and people said I was too tough. Now they’re saying I’m right. On the journey coming up here, from Central America through Mexico, […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Drugs, Mexico, Murder, Vicente Fox
Easter Egg Hunt
no more daca deal too many dreamers need wall happy easter love donald
Also posted in Donald Trump, Mexico
The Right Walls
i don’t like california but it’s great to be here at the border where i’m looking at prototypes of eight wonderful walls i’ll chose from to save countless lives and hundreds of billions of dollars and that’s how mexico’s really paying for our wall
Also posted in California, Donald Trump, Mexico
Jeff Sessions Invades California
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, the Alabama-bred former judge and senator who’s now attorney general of the United States, gallops his white steed to the Capitol steps in Sacramento, dismounts, and, bugle in hand, blows a sound that compels local dogs to howl and political workers to cover their ears. Charging out the door and down the […]
Also posted in California, Donald Trump, Jeff Sessions, Jerry Brown
Trump Immigration
the donald says he’s not racist but wonders why u.s. brings in haitins and people from shitholes in africa TRUMP CLARIFIES I’m not the person the media’s portraying me to be and am as far from being a racist as you can get. Okay, in private I did talk a little tough about immigration, but […]
Also posted in Africa, Donald Trump, Haiti
Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals
trump doesn’t favor punishing children for actions of illegal alien parents but stresses kids now law abiding adults and may have to leave since we’re nation of laws
Also posted in Donald Trump, Mexico
Free Arpaio
ignoring families who roasted in desert tents on arizona border trump says you’re pardoned sheriff joe
Also posted in Donald Trump, Joe Arpaio, Mexico
Chapo Guzman’s Guest
I don’t know where I am. Maybe New York. It doesn’t matter. I can’t see anything but frosted glass and can’t talk to other prisoners. I only get out of my cell an hour a day and sometimes am so lonely and depressed I almost enjoy it when guards call me shorty or cabrón or […]
Also posted in Chapo Guzman, Cocaine, Donald Trump, Heroin, Mexico
Trump Prisons
seventy percent farmworkers in u.s. undocumented many headed for new private prisons owned big by trump donors
Also posted in Agriculture, Donald Trump, Mexico, Prisons
Undercover Trump
Make me a mature Mexican rock star, I tell my makeup lady, hang some long cool black hair on my head and pin a big mustache on my face. I need to blend with families and friends of those being naturalized as U.S. citizens this morning in Fresno. There’s already a big crowd in the […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Fresno, India, ISIS, Mexico, Philippines
Guardian Trump
Our naïve and pitiful nation is as I speak being targeted by terrorists here and abroad, and only I can save you from further carnage. An appellate court of three ultra-liberal and traitorous San Francisco judges has temporarily overturned my order to ban people from seven nations poisoned by Islam. They won’t get away with […]
Also posted in Arizona, Donald Trump, Joe Arpaio, Mexico
Against the Wall
Waving for his aide to sit down, the dapper man in Los Pinos squeezed a phone and dialed about twenty numbers, waiting while the White House phone rang. “Hello,” said a woman. “This is President Peña Nieto. Who’s this?” “Melania.” “Please let me speak to President Trump.” “What country are you from?” “Mexico.” “Oh, you’re […]
Also posted in Cocaine, Donald Trump, Drugs, Enrique Pena Nieto, Melania Trump, Murder
Off the Wall
I love being the coolest and most powerful man in the world especially as I sit on my throne in the Oval Office and, before the world, sign big my name in thick blue ink unleashing executive orders that implement my campaign promise to save the nation by walling off our southern border not only […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Enrique Pena Nieto, Mexico
Streep Invades Trump Tower
I sense tweeting and TV blasting won’t be sufficient so in a radical Hollywood jet I fly to New York and ride in a five-limousine caravan to Trump Tower where I exit and announce, “Meryl Streep to see President-elect Trump.” “You aren’t really Meryl Streep, are you?” says a secret service agent. “Indeed I am.” […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Jeff Sessions, Meryl Streep, Mexico, Movies
Her Kind of Man
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Cesar Chavez Discusses Trump
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Agriculture, Campaign 2016, Cesar Chavez, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Sex, United Farm Workers
Trump Invades Mexico
This story is from the rousing political book “King Donald”
Also posted in Arizona, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Enrique Pena Nieto, Mexico
El Sombrero
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Mexico
Super Trump Tuesday
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Israel, Jeb Bush, John Kasich, Marco Rubio, New York Times, Palestine, Ted Cruz
Gypsies in Madrid
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Cruz to Iowans
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Abortion, Campaign 2016, Health, Iowa, Marriage, Poetry - GTC, Religion, Ted Cruz, Testicles
Trump Touts “Take Our Jobs”
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Agriculture, Campaign 2016, Cesar Chavez, Donald Trump, Mexico, United Farm Workers
Himmler Tutors Trump
This story is in the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Auschwitz, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Germany, Heinrich Hmmler, Holocaust, Indians - American, Mexico, World War II
Indentured Servants
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in China, English, Prisons, Short Pieces - GTC, Slavery
Panty Tree
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Mexico, Poetry - GTC, Prostitution, Slavery, Women's Rights
Winton, Not Winston, in Quito
A travel newsletter I subscribed to occasionally offered stories by a guy named Winton Churchill. Oh, a wise guy, I concluded. Despite groaning about his humor, and perhaps his stability, I did conclude Churchill knew plenty about computers. He’d worked for Apple, knew Steve Jobs, toiled for other Silicon Valley concerns, some of which flamed […]
Also posted in Computers, Ecuador, Quito, Steve Jobs, Travel, Winston Churchill, World War II
Church Service
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Dating, Education, Marriage, Poetry - GTC, Religion, Short Pieces - GTC
Border Patrol
This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”
Also posted in Agriculture, Mexico, Sex, Short Pieces - GTC
Iron Women
iron curtain lifted and shoved into bones of women looking west
Also posted in Communism, Economics, Europe, Marriage, Mental Health, Poetry - GTC
Love Immigrants
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Campaign 2012, Florida, France, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Poetry - GTC, Politics
Wealth
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Agriculture, Bakersfield, California, Food, Fresno, Modesto, Poetry - GTC
Church Service – Part 2
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Dating, Education, Marriage, Poetry - GTC, Religion
Two Brides
pretty colombian bride returns to adult class for quick writing tip and says in college taking fifty units a semester to become nurse two years later pretty colombian bride decade older enters and signs same last name after class i ask if they’re related she frowns saying no and marches out next day after class […]
Also posted in Cars & Driving, Colombia, Health, Marriage, Poetry - GTC
Impressions of Madrid
Would I ever want to live in Madrid? I didn’t know. I hadn’t been there so before going prepared vigorously, studying maps and scouring cyberspace and printing out stacks of material that bulged from three folders. In Madrid I annotated my reference material and encouraged local citizens to also do so. I jumped into dozens […]
Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Madrid, Madrid Vacation, Restaurants, Spain
Prostitutes in Madrid
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Drugs, George Thomas Clark, Madrid, Madrid Vacation, Prostitution, Spain
The Titanic Speaks
I need to get to sea and soon will. After two years of construction, a hundred thousand people are watching in dry dock on May 31, 1911 as hydraulic triggers release me onto a path greased with 22 tons of tallow and soap that let me glide into the River Lagan. Now my staterooms and […]
Also posted in Edward J. Smith, John Jacob Astor, Ships, Titanic
Sold in Chiapas
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Mexico, Prostitution, Slavery
Entering the United States in a Trunk
It is hot outside the restaurant in the Central Valley of California. Inside, Rosa is eating chicken Caesar salad and drinking cold orange juice as she talks about her life. She doesn’t often eat out. She’s always had to be careful with money. When she was 10-years old her father died in an auto accident […]
Also posted in Mexico
Mexico to Tucson on Foot
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Agriculture, Mexico
Immigration Reform – Debate II – George Thomas Clark v. D.A. King
In April my online debate about immigration with D.A. King, founder of The American Resistance, attracted many readers, a stack of letters, and interest from other online publications. Now Mr. King and I are going to discuss the border security and immigration reform legislation proposed by, among others, Senator John McCain and Senator Edward Kennedy. I support this legislation. […]
Also posted in Agriculture, Mexico
Labor Recruitment
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Agriculture, Mexico
Why Immigrants Work Here
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Agriculture, Mexico
Opponents of Immigration Hurl Letters and Insults
Who are the angriest people in the United States? Are they the supporters or opponents of war in Iraq, neocons or neoliberals, the devout or the secular, disrespected homemakers or overworked career mothers? No is the answer to each of the aforementioned inquiries. The most outraged people in the land are those actively opposing illegal […]
Also posted in Agriculture, Mexico, Racism
George Thomas Clark Debates D.A. King about Immigration
This is my recent online exchange with D.A. King, founder of The American Resistance Foundation, a national coalition of citizens actively opposed to illegal immigration. Mr. King spends lots of his own money as he travels and speaks and takes part in rallies and debates all comers. George Thomas Clark – Don’t you think the Bush administration, […]
Also posted in Agriculture, Mexico
Minutemen on the Border
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Agriculture, Mexico, Racism
