Category Archives: Puerto Rico

Hurricane Donald

I’m always on duty so I can squeeze tweets that give you the most important opinion in the world. Right now as Hurricane Florence batters the Carolinas you need to know I “got A pluses for our recent hurricane work in Texas and Florida” and should have gotten the same in Puerto Rico but the […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Hurricanes, North Carolina, South Carolina

Trump Towels

hurricane victims huddled in puerto rico get paper towels thrown by trump who has a lovely touch

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Puerto Rican Tweet

hurricane devours puerto rican food water and electricity and san juan mayor begs u.s. to save people from dying at one of his golf courses trump tweets such poor leadership from mayor and others who can’t get their workers to help

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Wake in the Ring

Damn, that’s another good looking Puerto Rican boxer, the lady says. Who’s he? Christopher Amaro. That gold hood and black robe really set off his pretty brown skin and sculpted nose. I like his shades, too. And blue boxing gloves are just right. The guy’s cool without trying to be. Look how relaxed he is […]

Also posted in Boxing, Christoper Amaro, Funerals

Puerto Rican Trilogy

This story is from the collection “Puerto Rican Trilogy”

Also posted in Boxing, Brain, Dementia Pugilistica, Edwin Rosario, Hector Camacho, Ray Leonard, Roberto Duran, Thomas Hearns, Wilfred Benitez

The Hector Camacho Experience

I’m only fifteen but in jail and then out I can’t slow down and don’t want to everything’s moving so fast I have to fight fuck dance and talk and I love speeding in stolen cars and taking other things and get more excited in the ring. I’m so much quicker than opponents I belt […]

Also posted in Boxing, Cocaine, Crime, Drugs, Hector Camacho, Julio Cesar Chavez, Murder, New York City, Oscar de la Hoya, Ray Leonard